My Biography

Apparently, I am fascinating enough of a person to warrant my very own biography!  Who knew?  Seth (aka Setho…he started telling everyone here in Gilbert that he likes to be called Setho, and now people call him Setho when talking to me about him…the eccentric side of his creativity is showing early) asked me some questions, and I thought we were just having a talk about my childhood.  He disappeared for a few minutes and came back with 2 pages of this.  Happy Reading!
A Biography for Mom
By Setho
Table of Contents

1. Childhood
2. Teen hood
3. Motherhood
4. Family hood
5. Acknowledgements

Chapter 1:  Childhood
My Mom grew up as a girl from 1973—now.  She’s not dead from when I wrote this, she’s only 38 years old.  She lived in a house on a cul de sac and she could see the field of the school she went to which was on the other side of the street.   When she wasn’t at school she was probably playing with her friends.  Her name was Amber Wishart, and now she is called Amber McAffee.
Chapter 2:  Teen hood
She went to high school, hung out with her friends, and baby sat for money for the movies.  She had after school jobs, went to work at a yogurt shop, looked for cute boys, and  helped her mom around the house.  She was just loving playing with her friends.
Chapter 3:  Motherhood
My mom has been married for almost 13 years, and she has 4 kids:  me, Cole, Brooke, and Luke.  Now she is having baby #5 this February.  She is married to my Dad, Shawn McAffee.
Chapter 4:  Family hood
My mom had 3 brothers and one sister.  My Mom was an only child for 2 1/2 years, until her brothers Brett, Ben and Greg were born.  Finally, her sister Chrissy was born.  Her parents are still Nanci and Barry Wishart.
Chapter 5:  Acknowledgements
I thank my Mom herself because she told me more about herself that I didn’t know about.  I also thank my mom for giving me the idea of making a book.